The Weekend Is Coming...Let's Have Some Fun!

This came across my wire not long ago and since the weekend is coming, I thought it might be good to have a laugh to get us through Friday!

The Years Best ACTUAL Headlines of 2006

CRACK FOUND ON GOVERNOR'S DAUGHTER

(Imagine that!)

SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET CRASH EXPERT SAYS

(No, really?)

POLICE BEGIN CAMPAIGN TO RUN DOWN JAYWALKERS

(Now that's taking it a bit far!)

IS THERE A RING OF DEBRIS AROUND URANUS?

(I'll leave that one alone)

PANDA MATING FAILS; VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER

(What a guy!)

MINER REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH

(No good lazy so and so's)

JUVENILE COURT TO TRY SHOOTING DEFENDANT

(See if that works better than a fair trial!)

WAR DIMS HOPE FOR PEACE

(I can see how that might have an effect)

IF STRIKE ISN'T SETTLED QUICKLY IT MIGHT LAST AWHILE

(You think?)

COLD WAVE LINKED TO TEMPERATURES

(Who would have thought?)

ENFIELD (LONDON) COUPLE SLAIN; POLICE SUSPECT HOMICIDE

(They may be on to something)

RED TAPE HOLDS UP NEW BRIDGES

(You mean there is something stronger than duct tape?)

MAN STRUCK BY LIGHTENING FACES BATTERY CHARGE

(He probably IS the battery charge)

NEW STUDY OF OBESITY LOOKS FOR LARGER TEST GROUP

(Again...leaving it alone)

ASTRONAUT TAKES BLAME FOR GAS IN SPACE

(What? No dog?)

KIDS MAKE NUTRIOUS SNACK

(mmmm tasty kiddies)

LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUTS CUT IN HALF

(Chainsaw massacre all over again)

HOSPITAL SUED BY 7 FOOT DOCTORS

(wow...tall!)

AND THE WINNER IS ....

TYPHOON RIPS THROUGH CEMETERY; HUNDREDS DEAD